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yearsley
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2011-01-25 4-58-32- |
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This will make you smile or your 5 minutes back! Guaranteed!
Hello potential friends, mates, and nemesis! (hopefully not nemesis) People alwa dating relationship Sandy ys say that they want someone who is funny and I would like to think I’m a funny guy so you should just stop and e-mail me now. But if you don’t think that’s enough, read on! I like to believe that I have more common sense and intelligence than 99.9% of the male population on this side of a’s list. I won't be showing you a photo my penis, explain my sexual fantasies, or show off a dull personality. Most of these guys are pussy-vampires who think showing off their genitals is a good idea. WHY?! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! I understand peacocks showing off their tails to attract mate but since when did we evolve into peacocks? I DID NOT RECEIVE THIS MEMO! Unless showing off my penis would work. Hmmm. Would you ladies like to see my genitals? Heh. Just kidding. -Myself- I’m a secret spy, witty, sarcastic, and rational. I also get sucked into watching infomercials or shows about nature. Oh and I think cephalopods are really cool. I love creative outlets. Creative ideas, tattoos, creative writing, art, music, fashion, lifestyle and so on. It's a passion! A lot of things are beautiful and I am constantly fascinated by everything around me. I have an interesting view on life and I bet you $10 you will never meet a person like me. My idea of fun ranges in mood. From relaxing and watching a movie all night long to extreme walking. Ever heard of it? Neither have I so use your imagination..but it includes a shaved goat for some reason. I find pleasure in small things and I would love to find someone to share these moments with. I also like to spice things up, so prepare for spiciness. Walk at the park? Do it blindfolded. Watching a movie? Do it blindfolded. Sitting at a coffee shop to get to know each other? Do it blindfolded. Wearing blindfolds to go sleeping? Do it WITHOUT a blindfold! I’m nuts! CAN YOU HANDLE IT!? -What I look like- You won't get a photo of myself just yet but I will show it to you once I get to know a bit about you! Your personality, ideas, common interest, and so much of the mind is a a huge factor for me. If you would like to know more of this mysterious stranger, let's know each other a bit before we share our photos! Heh. I'm asian, not fat, have 10 fingers, 10 toes, know how to dress, and attractive (honestly!). If I sent you a photo and you throw up, I promise to send cleaners over to take care of it. If you don't throw up, you owe me a date. -You- Intelligent. Fit. Cute. Style. If you consider yourself a nerd/geek/hipster, that's a huge plus too. Hehehe. So big shot, fit the criteria? Send me an e-mail! Tell me something that really interest you, I have a plethora of interests myself! Please title your e-mail "Thank you stranger for your therapeutic smile!" so I know you read this. Heh. Note : Some of the things said in this ad may or may not be filled with sarcasm. It will be up to you, if you are up to take this mission, for you to find out on your own. oh who am i kidding this will never work, SO HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY BIG COCK (from multiple angles!)
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